I've been a math teacher since 2003. At the same school. It's a middle school. Sometimes I forget that I get paid to do this. There is probably something wrong with me.

I live in Minnesota where negative numbers are taught to 3 year old children as justification for the layers of warm clothes they must wear to survive the short walk to the car. Sometimes my own children cry when I do math with them. My desk is cleanest when I have a substitute teacher coming the next day. 

I "have summers off" and would love to come work with teachers in areas related to technology in the math classroom, standards based grading and teaching so students remember. Please contact me if you're interested in setting something up.